Welcome wrestling fans to the new newscenter!  I am Randy Henderson and I will be taking you through the WFX and all its events.  I am proud to be the one to be taking you because I have been a wrestling fan for all my life!    Things couldn't be anymore interesting in the wrestling world.   I also have a partner in this news center and he is Phil Howard.  Welcome Phil!

Thank you Randy, I am Phil Howard and I will be taking you through the UCW and all it's events!   I am a big wrestling fan and I even have battle armor for when I get into the action!    We just want to give you fans a warm welcome to our brand-new News Center website.  We hope we can give you the BEST action news alive today.   Any ideas on what we could do please inform us!  

That's right Phil.  We are constantly looking to improve our website and would enjoy any comments you have for us!    But for this welcome we are going to interview both owners.    So please enjoy and once again Welcome to the News Center!

OWNER OF WFX:> CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO

Welcome Captain to the News Center.  We are glad you are here and have the time with a huge wrestling league to give the fans the information they want.   I want to ask the  tough question first before we get into the rest but as you know there is a new league called UCW.   They seem to have very many superstars and can do well.   What do you think of this new league and how are you going to get along?

Thank you for having me Randy.  As far as the UCW is concerned, we actually have had a meeting to discuss this very issue.   I find Steve Miller a very funny and intelligent person.  He loves to joke and we actually have a connection.   We are slowly becoming fast friends and plan on talking more in the future.   But as for business I have no issues.  In fact we plan on trying to make a trade in the future once we both get on our feet.    WFX and UCW are two different leagues and I think they both each provide different entertainment that can keep us separate.   Just look at UCW, their wrestlers dress up in the most interesting costumes.   I just enjoy watching their show.  I'm even a fan of UCW <laughs>.   

That's great Captain.   I am glad to hear that things are going to well with you and Steve Miller.   I hear they call him Steve "Earthquake" Miller cause he tends to get close to you and lets a giant fart.    All the wrestlers love Steve and I'm hearing the same about you.   You have a great concern for all your wrestlers.

My wrestlers are like family to me.   I even buy them lunch every often. I will cater in and we all have a good time, even Lord Krimson. <laughs>.

That's good to hear.   Lets talk business.  Any big plans or events the fans can look forward to?

Steve and I are getting ready to introduce a brand-new title!   The Genesis title!   It will be defended between both our leagues!  That's right both!   There is going to be a combined tournament to decide the winner.   It will take place during the month of August and we won't see a winner probably til the end of the month.   Its a big deal and all the wrestlers are excited for it.   All first round matches are drawn!  The winners of the first round will then be drawn for the 2nd round and so forth.  That way you don't know who you are facing!

That sounds exciting!  I am looking forward to that.   In the past there have been wars between the leagues and its great to see you two getting along....wait...wait a minute....What's that smell?   STEVE!!!!!  IT'S NOT YOUR TURN!  Folks stay tuned for more...I gotta get some air!   WHAT DID YOU EAT?   

OWNER OF UCW:> STEVE "EARTHQUAKE" MILLER

Welcome Steve to the News Center....We are still trying to air out this room!   Now I know how you got your name!  Wow!  

Damn I feel better!  I had mexican for lunch!   Beans and all!    I'm sorry Phil, I am the type of person who likes to have fun.    I have fun with all my wrestlers and try and make them laugh.    I have been told that I have more gas than a certain Lex Luthor.  

That's for certain!   But lets talk about your friendship with Captain Lou Albano.  How is that going from your point of view?

Really well!  <poot>

STEVE!!!!  SERIOUSLY!  OH THAT SMELLS! 

Sorry Phil, my stomach hurts!   Anyway.   I wanted to....<poot>.   Sorry, I wanted to get ahold of Captain Lou cause I didn't want any bad feelings between us.   We met in person and it just hit off.  It has been great to have such a friendship start. <poooooooooooooooot>   Phil....Phil?

<passes out>

coming to a locker room near you!

STEVE "EARTHQUAKE" MILLER!